to be double clear - i mean threesome.

I’d like to be between the Rock’s hard place, if you know what I mean.

It feels like CONFIDENCE!

Cute emails, but I was bleeding into my underwear and not giving a shit about it way before THINX was a gleam in Agrawal’s eye.

“Excuse me... I’m sorry to bother you... But I just have to tell you... I love your voice.”

That answer to all these photos is “WOULD!”

(“You’re there to compete, you’re not there to party,” he said, adding that members of the U.S. team can’t enter rooms belonging to the opposite sex)

Oh it was absolutely a dumb thing for me to have to say, but I looked at it as better to get in trouble for following the rules than to get in trouble for being more clear and saying your card is declined. Because if the person gets embarrassed and goes to guest services I am at least covered by "the rules"

So deeply “religious,” yet they commit all sorts of crimes against women, their communities and their government, while blatantly flouting the tenets of the god they claim to serve.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

Wait so, I just don’t allow it? WHO KNEW THIS WAS THE SOLUTION

My 3 month old son was in TEARS yesterday when he realized only women can be president and that Hillary Clinton hates him. I’m 95% sure that’s why he was upset. Of course I drank his tears to regenerate my power.

Fellow Texan here, currently living and working in Philly (right across from the Convention Center, actually).

If “not liberal enough” is your reason to not vote for Hillary when the alternative is *actual fascism*, your liberalism is just narcissism

https://mic.com/articles/14833…

Jon snow winked and now I'm pregnant

Girl, I will let any basic ass motherfucker climb into me if they agree to keep quiet and grunt. Most simply cannot. It's like they think everyone cares that they read Ayn Rand and see human relationships as a "hunt". Like no girl, no.

Dont really care about the people involved but there is a larger concept here that is important.

Exactly. Please, nobody let me mom read this article.

Cheers girl! My lobster socks approve of your t-shirt. And weidly, despite my hair being about an inch long, I too manage to look some version of feminine by virtue of being a woman. Right now that is being achieved by a lack of bra, so I’m being feminine all over the place!