You have no idea how much I agree with you on this. Especially when they’re dewy-eyed newlyweds.

It’s true. I just watched a documentary about the Illuminati so I know things.

Between the Charlie Sheen HIV reveal and the recent celeb herpes lawsuit, the media (and all of these lawyers) are really showing their asses on how completely ignorant they are about basic elements of human health and disease.

Or maybe they didn’t want to make presumptions before all of the evidence was in.

oh my god, my incredible crush on Seth Green just came raging back. ohhhmygod.

it’s america who has the problem

When I roast things like chicken thighs I always toss in whole cloves in the peel. When they roast, they steam inside the peel and slip right out of their skins after and they are sweet and delicious.

Does it liquefy in the pan?

ayyy dios mio

Let her know she pays about %56 more in taxes on military funding, as oppose to the measly %1 that goes into welfare and other such assistance programs, and see how little she gives a shit.

how dare people think he deserved NOT to be shot? the nerve! *clutches pearls*

CNN: “We’re not saying he deserved it, we’re just saying he wouldn’t have amounted to much anyway.”

What I find to be gross is using faith to self-aggrandize. Like oh, Ben Carson fell asleep at the wheel and easily could have killed someone due to his shocking negligence, but God had a PLAN because Carson is SO SPECIAL. Way more special than all those murdered Syrian children. It’s a way to take the belief in…

Call me crazy, but the most efficient thing God could have done is not let her husband fall asleep at the wheel.

Cleary it was Satan's foot on the gas. I mean, who else?

Also, can we talk about how the vast majority of his campaign has so far been “I’ve pretty much made all the most terrible and reckless decisions a person can make in life, but was lucky enough to not have any of them severely bite me in the ass so make me ur prez!”

But I think that moment is intentional by the writers, as well as her telling Sam last week that you kill to stop from being a monster. I think she is on a journey to realize that she is losing her humanity, that she has drifted too far toward what she abhors. She is supposed to get the flaw in her own logic.

Or feel bad for not feeling bad for having one.

Twice.

Why is the white one touching them like that?