Dendochronology is bad if it makes you think that the world is older than about 6000 years.

Absolutely! we bleeding heart liberal moonbats we really like reading; and like to see others reading. Come for the socialism, stay for the reading!

And remember: Don’t carve smiles onto your open pussy sores!

Monica Bellucci. Then everyone else.

After watching the video, I have totally changed my mind. He convinced me. His argument was so persuasive. I have been wrong-thinking my entire life, but have now seen the light. I will never carve a happy face on an open, pussy sore ever again. Well done, Kevin Swanson.

America is bleeding! A bloody rainbow that mocks God’s covenant with Noah. As a naked Noah danced drunkenly while Ham laughed, so too will I dance naked and covered in ham. My Y is for Yahweh. My M for the MEN who can not feel His love deep in their bowels. My C is for Christ; May he fill your holes with his love. My…

What’s the over/under on catching him with a male prostitute and a duffel bag of meth and viagra? A week? Two weeks?

“...We just want to keep serving the elderly poor as we have always done for 175 years.”

I hope he’s also lying about running for President.

maybe he didn’t apply to west point because he thought it was mainly used as grain storage?

Can you imagine in 2008 if Obama had been running around saying he tried to stab a guy as a teenager? All those same people would have been spouting racist bullshit about him being one of “those” young black boys.

I’m more interested in the phrase “tried to hit his mother with a hammer”. Tried. As in, was unable to.

Also, he shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Did I wake up in some alternate universe in which presidential candidates WANT people to believe they’ve stabbed someone and hit their mother with a hammer?? I’m losing my mind right?? Are we dead??

but like lets just take a moment to imagine president ben carson sitting down with egyptian president sisi

The moral of the story is, don’t run a marathon.

It’s almost as if refusing to protect trans people didn’t stop straight men from going into womens’ restrooms to assault children there.

Maybe she just peed on him because she wanted it to be over?

Also, dermot is such an ugly name. At least its original Irish form has style and gravitas.

He said “abdomen” because he’s a doctor. They tend to use medical jargon in everyday conversation.