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Not only does it make him look like an obstructionist dick but do you really want to build your political reputation out of comparisons to organized crime?

She privately e-mailed the CIA Director’s AOL account to set up an arms trade with Iran to send weapons to Zombie Bin Laden to kill fetuses in Syria, which would’ve been able to defend themselves had Obama not taken away their guns.

Trump would be Jack Wolz ( the guy whose bed they dump the head in). Powerful, blustery guy who spews racial slurs and enacts petty revenge.

Jeb! is no Vito Corleone. He is clearly Fredo Corleone.

No but, see, he’s probably like found Jesus or something so he’s totally 100% forgiven so we should stop persecuting this poor, probably god-fearing man. Or something. Jesus.

that is really heartbreaking. I hate everyone who can’t take a second to put themselves in other people’s shoes and see that maybe shit isn’t so easy for everyone. And then you turn around and you have all these payday scams and furniture rental places that take advantage of people, and it’s just so fucking awful.

This reminds me of one of my all-time favorite movies— The Desk Set. Classic Hepburn and Tracy.

Sorry, but the most controversial college op-ed was obviously the one that Kirsten Dunst used to get the school nurse sacked for handing out contraceptives.

I only buy smarties and dum-dum suckers. I then hand out the candy based on my impression of the child’s parents.

Fucking men.

Look, I think every parent thinks their kid is different, every dog owner thinks their dog is the best, and every bride thinks the dress she picks for her bridesmaids will be the best they have ever seen and will happily wear forever until they die. Most people aren’t terrorists, and yet we make everyone go through

What’s so ironic about this is that Bristol’s home town, Wasilla, does not have planned parenthood. It’s 50 miles away in Anchorage and busy. The local grocery parking lot looks like they are filming teen mom there. I live here, I know stuff.

OH

They can’t do the original form of dressmaking. Designing for a particular person used to be the norm. One of my grandaunts was a dressmaker. Once I asked her to fix a dress for me that didn’t fit right at the bust. 10 minutes later she handed me my finished dress and a cup of coffee. She was 83.

This is the most tone-deaf white girl bullshit I’ve ever read on this website. This website.

Spend 1 minute with a screaming child in a debridement tank (who is now vaporized probs) and you’d cut your own hands off before typing this out. You aren’t funny enough or angry enough for this to work.

It’s not the biggest embarrassment ever, but this is not a post I’d want to drag with me in my writing career.

The funniest part of this is that Drake is terribly unattractive.

There are some that could look at ISIS and bleakly focus on the wholesale rape, torture, and slavery of Yazidi girls and women, the public executions of queer men and women, their responsibility in part for the migrant crisis in Europe, the evil, the decimation of cities and cultures, and the constant grind of death,