As a long time resident of the Chicago area (including living in two different Chicago neighborhoods for about 2 years each), I’m 0% shocked.

That should be a technical foul for delay of game

I know the feeling too much.

You betcha, ‘ole buddy

Feels too much like 1492.

This is 2017.

No, we need to reply more. Haven’t you ever noticed how even though people tend to catch on to the tomato sauce, the comment threads still get HUGE and usually branch off into two-three conversations with some actually being... borderline informative or worthy of discussion?

Hey, it’s you! Hi you! I know you. =D

Judd Winick, who was 24 at the time and one of the nicer pros I’ve met at comic conventions.

He’s young. He’s smart. And he’s gay. Everything Republicans hate. Articles like this don’t help.

Has anyone considered that maybe he has an eating disorder? Maybe he is Bulimvic or Djanorexic?

Momotaro sounds a little too close to Tomato for my tastes.

Jeez I’m old. Back in the day, a bike owner could have a bar installed on the back of the second seat known as a “bitch bar”.

Yeah, vampires are the worst.

She is not the hero we deserve, but she’s the hero we need.

Not that I know of. He is an out vegan though. The most hated minority.

Someone post a list of the contribution amounts these chucklefucks received from pharma corporations/lobbyists

Thank you SO MUCH for still being around. Sometimes I just want to watch folks squirm and learn more about tomato species, and you just keep giving. Never change.

This is my favorite comment of his, actually. It’s such an obvious statement of trolling, embedded within the less obvious. He is a tomato with many layers.

I only eat shrimp and bugs because I need the maximum number of deaths I can to sustain me.