I have no black accounts anymore. I used to have one on the slot [GoldenMama], and have had a few on Gawker... but they always got deleted. Just like this account here.

I do not write for Gawker Media. I write for those without a voice, for the marginalized, the disaffected, the ignored. I write for the true victims of society. I write for The Millennials. They are truly our Greatest Generation. 

That is an extremely clever insult.

Literally have tears dripping onto my keyboard as I type this. How does someone become this? Young children, hoping for a better life, hoping they might finally escape the fear that has stalked them day in and day out for as long as they can remember, laughing and crying and believing that they are finally going to…

Thank you! I have been saying this for years and I think 2016 is finally the year that everyone understood it to be true. The violence in Chicago is a result of the cops, not the other way around. If there were no cops there would be very little violence in that city.

FOUR years. That much I can guarantee you. We will be successful in stopping Hitler. This is our time.

Fact. But this is really about gamesmanship ethics.

He’s probably too busy doing a snapchat about it with dog ears and a clown nose. I find snapchatters very interesting.

Wow. This is truly amazing. I must confess: I love marijuana smoke. I also own and enjoy many different gadgets. Now I can adorn my gadgets with pictures of the plant that produces the buds that, when lit, create the marijuana smoke that I like to inhale.

He turned 29 three weeks ago. #oldsoul

Mine is armed with light, tactical nuclear weapons.

I’m starting to build a fort in my backyard. There I will weather this storm.

I’m just waiting to be sent to a concentration camp at this point. Please take care of my dog.

Sure doesn’t feel like it.

Yeah, he’s gay.

Hey I thought that was really cool when he tweeted his week on welfare. Mad respect for that!

2016 just keeps getting worse.

Hate to say it but the proof is in the pudding that Bill Cosby endorsed for years and years as a top-notch spokesman for Jell-O.

Yes.

They should pay me, totally agree. But they don’t.