My God did I hate that Jed bastard and his cartoons or whatever the hell he was trying to get famous for. He was like 55 years old too, and a dick. Jed if you’re reading this - you stink!

Are you sure? I don’t think that’s right.

Actually tons of independent studies show that he is one of the least corrupt politicians of all time. He’s a great guy and a real people person too. He’s got my vote. Hell, I think he’s got the whole country’s vote.

Yeah. This is true and not fake news.

You can tell a lot by the jawline, and his looks pretty fragile.

Nice! Always wanted to read other people’s texts.

Yeah I’ve seen those before. The little backs on the second seat that look like they were built for midgets or tiny pets? I always thought anyone who asked for that mod was a bitch too.

How is KGB Comey not in jail already? This guy rigged the election at the specific request of Vlad Putin. Hey, to me that’s pretty much treason.

No, that was a great humanistic-level documentation of the real struggles of lots of Americans.

Interesting article about some truly nasty women. Killer vibes.

I know it’s not like a tough hockey man thing to do but the guy who had his stick stolen could realistically press charges.

If I remember correctly it was on Twitter around the time he tweeted his week on welfare. That was really human of him. Great guy.

I replied to you before I realized that you were Fake News. Keep faking news or whatever, imo.

: ) I think you’re pretty cute too.

Yeah it’s pretty known that he doesn’t want to fight Liz for the job. That would be good for nobody. Gay Black Man vs Spunky Native American Woman? It just wouldn’t be smart.

I don’t know. The stuff I looked up was pretty damn clear. That other guy is a racist for sure.

I wish!

Esteban Esteban... I have heard this name before. Spanish?

Oh yeah? Well you’re fake news.

I love Hillary but holy hot hell in a handbasket god dammit this woman makes me wanna celebrate in a way that Hillary never did. There’s just something so fucking funky and spunky about her is makes me want to curl up in a ball and watch fireworks on July 4th. She is down to earth human goodness and if I wasn’t…