This truly sounds like a nightmare. Like, I actually can’t imagine a way to make it worse without just straight up physically attacking patrons.

Given safety regulations, the theater would also have to be well-lit so kids could see on the jungle-gym and run back and forth to the seating area. Between the excess light and sound, what’s the fucking point of this theater?

Not to mention, unless that netting is somehow hyper-sound-absorbent, those awful little shits are gonna be kicking up a huge ruckus in there, too. I can’t recall, the last time I was near a playground, thinking, “Yes. This is the noise I wish was going on inside a movie theater while I was trying to watch a movie.”

I think this is great, because it will ensure that there are less kids in the theatres without jungle gyms.

An airtight argument.

“He makes everyone cringe hardcore!” is perfect.

(So, hey, this is only slightly related but I’m saying it because I can’t recall seeing a post directly by you that I can say this in: You are consistantly my favorite part of the Gizmodo media group. Keep up the fantastic work!)

Jezebel has become very meaningful to me, so all my love and support to the writers striking. This is the only place I can stomach reading politics now, and the commenters here are gold. Life would be shit without the women writers of Jezebel. ❤🌸

I am a defense attorney and you are 100% correct. His attorney has an obligation to provide a full and professional defense. Anything else, like this social media garbage, is not required and reveals the person to be opportunistic garbage. My job is to defend my client against the legal charges in court. Not serve…

Reminds me of the Onion headline from Our Dumb Century’s review of WW2: Japan Forms Alliance With White Supremacists in Well-Thought-Out Scheme

She should team up with OJ and create a firm to “find the real killers.”

The last time I saw my daughter I believed she was alive and was going to be OK, and that’s what was told to me.

“Anthony says she’s often whispered about in bars”

She says she’s deeply interested in investigation and would someday like to get a private investigator’s license and work on cases. “I love the fact that I have a unique perspective...”

She killed her daughter, whether it was negligence or intentional. And she sleeps “pretty good at night” with the knowledge that her daughter is dead. Wow.

When protesters are actually paid then we’ll be able to afford to strike - I will refrain from shopping.

A dude starting a sexual relationship with a woman he has power over (being her boss) seems kinda off for a supposed feminist. I mean we only have one side of the story for how the dynamic was and how it started. But with this many people coming out of the woodwork saying how pushy and insistent he was in these sort…

Wait, so, the clip on my screen is for “Love U: Why Cuddling Is So Badass”.