Suddenly this page got very blurry. Technology! *shakes fist*

Thanks, meat industry.

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

Cleared up a lot for me, too. Sure, the baby is crying, what parent wouldn’t resort to chloroform and duct tape? Most natural thing in the world.

“There was a possibility that she may have utilized that to keep the baby quiet ... and just used too much of it, and the baby died,” he said. “That’s just one of the many theories as to how this beautiful young lady [Caylee] tragically met her death.”..

Has anybody checked to see whether it’s just sitting there on Capitol Hill?

Month 2

That little racist shit is going down. I love how the intelligence is leaking out at opportune times. Trump has to be PISSED that he finally got some positive press and then the Sessions story dropped.

Please don’t apologize Faye, that was the most interesting thing to happen at the Oscars since some dude ran on stage naked about 40 years ago.

I nearly fell out when I heard the part about Nicki’s brother. I literally had my hand to my chest while listening to this entire thing.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

That La La Land producer is who we all want to be in that moment. Decisive, understands priorities, gets the proof out there ASAP, and his hand was steady as a fucking rock holding that card up for the cameras to read.

Is it safe to assume we collectively opened the wrong envelope in November?

The biggest winner tonight: Steve Harvey

Over/under on number of comments in this thread being men humblebragging about how much they make their ladies orgasm and expressing disbelief that other men don’t?

umm no sorry didn’t you read the article all women like it all women like the same things getting a woman off is just like a video game up up down down ABAB down down up start

The American right spent 40 years courting and nurturing hate and divisiveness and now their next gen stars are scaring even them. It’s rather entertaining to watch Republicans now, like alligators eating their own spawn.

Ex cop here.

What the entire fuck did I just watch???? That is a child he is manhandling over nothing!! And then he pulls his gun put because people are rightfully trying to get him off the kid?? And shoots it?????? I’m fucking livid! Administrative leave my ass he should be in jail!