Umm, you’ve been able to buy this kind of stuff at museum gift shops for forever. How is this revolutionary?

Alright, I have to nitpick as a track coach and personal trainer, because the ambiguous phrasing used in this article (and the one linked to regarding HIIT workouts) is what has given me numerous headaches when it comes to people failing to get quality HIIT workouts or, more often, injuring themselves:

“For example, int…

She got fired for this and people here are outraged on her behalf.

People are more likely to survive a stabbing. Comments like yours, meant to deflect attention away from the real issue we have with guns in the USA, are getting really tiresome.

I keep a bag of lollipops in the filing cabinet near where they have to be quiet. In the event that it wasn’t a drill or went on for a really long time, everyone is getting something stuck in their mouths. You have no idea how much I hate that I have a plan for that scenario.

I’m already assuming the shooter’s a white male.

I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

busy’s uber ride sounds fine. after 39 hours stuck in ATL airport, we got an uber from DFW at midnight and our driver would not shut. the fuck. up. telling me all about his son who is semi-pro ice hockey and how he trains all the athletes in texas, etc. etc.

All of these exist with the sole purpose of being featured in instagram photoshoots.

How in the world did he find a loose hat?

I’m in the BDSM community and that’s definitely only something that should be said if both parties have expressed equal interest in it already. Since he sprang it on you and sex has been pretty vanilla so far I can see that being a big red flag. Not for sure, he may just not have tact but the most important thing in…

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

I have a bachelor’s degree in English and a master’s in writing. And I get crap all the time for the following fact, but I do not care: Stephen King is hands-down my favorite writer. I’ve read and enjoyed almost all his work. He’s obviously not going to expand your vocabulary or challenge your comprehension, but what…

Certain of his books are really, really good. Others were written during cocaine and alcohol-fueled binges (Cujo, Tommyknockers) that they really don’t hold up well. King apparently doesn’t remember writing Cujo, since he was blackout drunk during most of the writing process.

HAHAHAHAHAHA DON’T YOU FEMINAZIS GET IT? MEDIOCRE WHITE DUDES DON’T HAVE TO LISTEN TO WOMEN, ESPECIALLY WOMEN OF COLOR, IF THEIR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE DISPLEASES THEM. SO GOOD. SO GOOD.

Somebody needs to crush that old fuck.

I’m not sure if I’m relieved or terrified that the Republicans running our government are so incompetent that their evil health care “replacement” died in 17 days.