The alternative fact of the matter is that he won 95% of the total votes and his approval rating is higher than an adorable kitty hiding in a box of packing peanuts

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

When more people actually voted for your opponent, it’s hard to rally the proverbial troops under the banner of “look how much support I have!”

Aww, Donny, are you having a rough day? Do you need a nap before you have to put on your big boy pants and GOVERN THE FUCKING COUNTRY LIKE AN ADULT?

What say you, cheerleaders?

On a serious note, the more sports people who talk about Spicer and the administration’s lying (let’s call it what it is, lamestream media), the less it can be ignored and explained away by Trump’s base.

There are a lot of incorrectly used “their”s in your post.

1) Solid argument about Democrats being babies. The “I know you are but what am I” strategy.

All you and your administration had to do was act Presidential for one fucking day. One day, on YOUR Inauguration day, and you couldn’t even pull that off.....but at least you and the First Lady covered it up really well by showing how overwhelmingly happy you both were.  

We did vote. The majority of voters didn’t want him.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Be aware of agent provocateurs. They may be women. They may look like you and chant the same things as you. But their entire purpose is to rile you up and push the group into doing illegal things or getting arrested. Just be sure to stay calm and protest peacefully. If someone tries to start stuff, just walk away.

fart every time you leave your desk.

I’m sure he’ll say, “we had the biggest crowds ever!!” But deep down it kills him that the crowds are small, just like it kills him that he is perceived as an illegitimate president.

Wow, how did that kid get ahold of Trump’s speech?!

Conner. His name is Conner.

“the deal was reached a week ago, but has been kept ‘a big secret’ because Michele’s camp feared the seven days of criticism that would surely lead up the divisive President-elect’s big day.”

This whole film seems like a practical joke played by a sociopath. There’s an entire website devoted to knowing if the dog dies in any given film- a movie where the same dog dies over and over and over again sound like something only a small fraction of people would be able to stomach, let alone find entertaining.

...aaaaanndd I won’t be seeing that.

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”