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I just heard about 80 congress people skipped Nixon’s in 1973. Let’s see if we can match or beat that number.

“...you can’t support the troops and be for national health care; that’s illegal in this country.”

Dave Lozo is my hero.

E!’s new series Revenge Body with Khloe Kardashian is based on the idea that if someone wrongs you, you can get back at them by altering your body’s shape and size.

I have a coworker who mixes a can of green beans and Tuna and microwaves it for lunch like every single day. It smells horrific. She’s not some sort health nut though, she’s like 70 so no one is going to stop her.

This show sounds about as interesting as listening to my co-workers endlessly discussing crossfit and marathons while eating tuna straight out of the can at lunch.

This guy:

WHERE’S MY TOTEM?!

He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old

if it’s true that russia has been cultivating donald for five years, i see that as noteworthy and i’d like that to be further investigated. agree to disagree, i guess.

How is this not, you know, treason? Working with a foreign power to influence US politics in exchange for dirt on your political opponent- that has to be something.... right?

LOL

On a serious note, this actually happened. The Trump campaign removed harsh language regarding Russia/Ukraine from the Republican platform. He then implied the US would not defend its NATO commitments in Eastern Europe. Granted this happened in July and I’m not sure when this report was written. The best I could find

-R. Kellyanne

🎶Well, it’s the remix to ignition

alternate headline:

I did Nazi that coming.

My Senator...leading The Resistance today.