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Momofuku O'Murphy
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*applauds*
see, everyone? It's as easy as that!

Ima have to take a break here. I can't deal with how many ppl here claim there is some sort of righteous male truth that women "can't handle". Misogyny is NOT based on facts, it's based on hurt egos who, to avoid addressing personal shortcomings, deflect the whole might of that searing rage/self hate onto the woman.

I really wish they would! Maybe it's overly sentimental but I always feel personally touched when a man somehow admits to his shortcomings when it comes to what he wrongly expects of women…it makes me feel more safe and, most importantly, hopeful.

"I don't personally 'rock with it'" what does that mean?

for anyone struggling w the coffee acidity- smth about milk, I think calcium, binds the acid and renders it unacidic…or something. Important for idiots like me who have been known to drink liters of that stuff

dude is certified crayfish

report back here when you're done picking up your jaw from the floor to share outrage

WHOA! Thanks for mentioning it, that is very insightful

which is entirely weird, because while I'm black (half white), I wouldn't spend even a second thinking that my medium skin doesn't award me a certain kind of privilege in some situations- be it bc my "code switching" might be more easily accepted (maybe, I have no clue, just trying to guess) or white people in general

plus an anti-vaxxer… I couldn't believe my ears and eyes when I learned about it ever since Religulous, I've been hating his condescending sh*t-eating grin (not bc I'm religious, but bc I found terrifying the idea that people would now think this was the essence of what atheists are like)

Ima call her Akeepah Solomon #reachingpuns

Stormfront is literally to the right…that was a lame one, I have to admit. I just can't resist any wordplay/puns, no matter how far fetched and unfitting

LOL The Weekend! Complete agreement.

at this point it'd probably be Hillary though…didnt you know that she MURDERED children with her own hands? is she eel loony naughty ? i've never educated myself on this. hmmmm….

…literally.

and your questions resulted in some pretty great contributions, so thanks to you

life-gifing?

YES the bro code stuff makes me furious. "It's a joke" they're never funny, though.
Bro 1 complains about female xyz
"Girl xyz/gf did smth bad"(you know, maybe sent him 2 msgs after him ignoring her for 3 days or some average dipsh*t guy nonsense)
Bro 2 helpfully chimes in
"Brah she just needs to get pounded real good"

you're dope for that