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I can’t wait for my Facebook feed, where those who have been loudly condemning Gov. Gretchen Whitmer for banning flavored e-cigs must now pretzel themselves to praise Trump.

That glory must be shared with the world

To be fair, Kirk probably had one hand wrapped around a double gin and the other hand wrapped around a Gin with double Ds.

Scholastic is pleased to announce the following new titles by Ronde and Tiki Barber:

Michigan paid Army 1.5 million to scare them silly - maybe it blended in?

John Smoltz, is that you? Yes, we called you bubble butt behind your back.  You went on to be a HOF pitcher for the Atlanta Braves and married a model.  Living well is the best revenge.

As of September 11, 2012, a total of 2,753 death certificates had been filed relating to the attacks.[150] Of these, 1,588 (58%) were forensically identified from recovered physical remains.[151][152” (Wikipedia)

The high is different; the reputation is different, and you’re assuming a street level dealer knows he has a counterfeit.  This isn’t like stepping on coke with mannitol (in baby laxatives) versus using laundry detergent.  Street dealers aren’t manufacturing pills.

But brothels can provide a safe place for sex workers, if they properly vet clients, provide security, etc.

Oh dearest, the rich always consume their own.

Delightful!  I enjoy promising migrants U.S. citizenship if only they’ll join the military, and then sending my drones to tape them in Basic training vomiting and being verbally abused by barrel chested Aryan men with pink eyes.  Oh how we laugh!

To each his own.  Please excuse me while I go jeer at a ferry of Bahamian refugees from my super yacht.  Ugh, they dress so poorly while evacuating - it should provide hours of Instagram fun.

God go with you, my friend.  You are truly doing His work.

Sherpas are so 2015.  We are hunting C-list reality stars this year.  

How dare you say that? cries the army of Walmart Wolverines.

“That would be in the butt, Bob.”

No.  Take your daughter to the doctor at 16 to discuss birth control.  Don’t wait for her to say she needs it.  You won’t send her out to drive a car without insurance; why are we sending our daughters out without birth control?

It is clear, if you read the linked article, that the bride knew and was given several opportunities to say no, and instead meant what she said,

Yeah, as a divorced parent who remarried when my daughter was 5, I can say it’s really weird to consider saying, “Sorry, sweetie, you aren’t welcome at this celebration that will impact your entire life.”

ETA: KINJA’D