Rich, can I take a sec to say I love your new column in Slate?

One of Bundy’s first victims was bludgeoned with the metal bar from her bed frame and sexually assaulted with an object (may have been a speculum or other medical device) that damaged her internally.  She survived with no memory of the assault,

Imprison Zach Braff!

She actually tried not to commit insurance fraud in the first place; she tried to do it above board and pay cash but what stop because he was a minor and she was not his guardian 

To be fair, Deadspin, Gizmodo, Kotaku, and many of the other sites in the group DO correct errors when a commenter directly replies to the author and points it out. Jez seems to be one of the few that does not.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Hoo, boy.

Not sure where you are getting that information - this summary and the linked People article both state the boy began to tell other students and so the superintendent turned herself in to police.  The People link to the Indy Star provides no more info on the guardian.

I would actually not be surprised to learn the students purchased the MAGA gear at the rally; based on my memory of the school trips I attended and chaperoned, there is always a hot item all the kids buy. See: a Dr. Seuss Cat In The Hat chapeaux, flag shirts, and giant jaw breakers.

You are ah-mazing!

Cowinkidentally, Wonkette came to that very same conclusion when viewing this chart.

Oh but our religious freedom requires us to actively impede you in every way, for did Jesus not say, “Bitches be crazy. You will only get to hang with me if you actively work to impose your will on them.  Tell ‘em I sent you!”

When Peanut was in sixth grade, one of the mothers in her friend group organized a weekly discussion group on issues - they had a parent-led discussion on bullying, self-esteem, anxiety, sexuality.....all very age appropriate and, while not quite as liberal as I am, pretty progressive. The leader organized a ‘night…

Except they would liable for the taxes, wouldn’t they?

Which is less than 2 hours apart and therefore within the definition of “close”, as there are certainly places in the continental U.S. I can’t reach driving 72 hours straight.

She cut it in November but she does extensions a lot so it may be back

Vayner’s cause of death hasn’t been reported, but a Facebook post from a family member implored people not to sell him pills (find it on Know Your Meme) and a family member said he had a heart attack after taking unknown medication (reported on his Wikipedia page). Neither of these is suicide. Also, Ivygate is the…

waves hand ....DETAILS!

You know, my husband has been claiming that regular injections of semen are good for my health for years. I just read him this headline, and he said, “And you don’t have back pain, do you?”

It’s pretty clear MSU hired Engler to buy favor with the Republican majority Michigan Legislature in an effort to avoid further sanctions.

How many people voted for Trump in your state? I ask out of genuine curiosity. Clinton lost here because of depressed turnout in Wayne County, mostly among younger voters who were not enthusiastic about two middles aged white candidates, and the almost 172,000 votes thrown to 3rd party candidates like Jill Stein, a…