It’s not hard to adapt to a polyphasic schedule. I take three 6-hour naps every day and I’m fine.

Here you go.

Have a beary good Friday.

Dorne is just the damn worst. It’s GoT’s Florida.

They bungled Dorne so badly last season it’s the one aspect of the show that I’m just like “What the fuck ever, man.”

...unless he isn’t actually a pedophile, in which case an innocent man (or at least a man that is not a pedophile) is being denied his freedom and simple human contact.

Rarely, do people understand why we acknowledge and accept that some crimes will go unpunished in order to secure greater freedom for everyone.

This case is a facist’s wet dream: anyone who objects is a supporter of child porn!

So I guess he’s guilty until he proves himself innocent? #AmericanJustice

Savage.

“Report: A Body Has Been Found at Apple Headquarters”

HST would recommend swearing off wives and giving the booze a hug.

The reason that small animals can lift a greater amount relative to their own weight has nothing to do with the animals being strong. The muscles of an ant or spider are the same strength (per amount of muscle) as a human’s.

The reason these animals seem to be very strong for their size is due to simple scaling laws.…

Yeah, from the look of Bucky’s surprise, Peter’s just manhandling that cyberarm (maybe more whirring gear noises struggling against Spidey in actual film footage)?

Let’s not forget this Superior Spider-Man gem:

Bro if I was at my peak I could totally do that bro do you even lift bro??

Better than anything written with Spidey right now!

People forget that Spider-Man is super strong, like, able to lift 20 tons strong.

nazis, robots and aliens don’t count

Do Nazis really count?

Nine movies in (twelve if you count the Fantastic Four movies), and Fox still hasn’t quite figured out how to make superhero costumes work without relying on tongue-in-cheek comedy (Deadpool) or copious amounts of black leather (every other X-Men movie).