With such memorable story arcs like:

“Handsome man pilots good”
and “Dashing commando smiles”

This is the reason that Doom was still disfigured even as the God of Battleworld: he still saw himself as flawed, as not having the courage to make a reality that wouldn’t worship him. He had to steal a family rather than make one, he had to force the world to worship and love him. He knew that Reed Richards would…

In Hickman We Trust

SIDEBAR: I fucking LOVE Molecule Man. Series MVP right there.

Reed is being a total liar if he is trying to claim he’d do a better job of saving all reality than DOOM. Richards did try, and his efforts failed completely with a death toll in the trillions. Now I get that DOOM is a total dick in the way he saved it, especially mindwiping Sue and the kids, but he still succeeded…

Crunch Deadlift!

Maybe we’ll finally get that Space Mutiny sequel now, after all these years.

If only she could defeat her most relentless foe: reader apathy.

... Why does Zakk Wylde want to fight Wonder Woman?

The simple fact that the novelization is seen as “required reading” before you see the movie proves it didn’t work.

With the prequels, the whole “R2 unit, R5 unit” etc was kinda changed. TCW continued that tradition, too. Seems like they’re all thought of as R2 units, regardless of head-type (or, perhaps more accurately, as R-series astromechs). There are a couple different types in Star Wars Rebels, tho... Chopper (C1-10P) of…

So, Fin’s training & conditioning didn’t take at all. In his first combat, he pussed out, and based on that, we’re supposed to believe that he’s all of the sudden going to go toe-to-toe with an archvillain? Nah.

Samuel L. Jackson, and everyone, is entitled to not liking the TFA. He was asked about his opinion of it, and he tried to be as positive as he could without outright lying. I do think his comment about the lightsaber fights was unfair; the fights in the prequels felt too much like choreographed dances than fights.

This topic inspires a huge argument between Papa Peanut and myself. Yes, I’d agree generally an artist owes his fans nothing. GRRM, and others of his ilk, however, have specifically sold me a story arc. He could have written stand-alone novels in his world - he is the one who chose to write an epic, and to boast about…

Everybody knows that GRRM has at least 150 pages of The Winds of Winter that were cut from the last book. What this article presupposes is . . . maybe he doesn't?

I true Christmas miracle.

When I started reading this story I was on the toilet, but I found it so raw and edgy that I fell off the toilet and shit myself. Then, laying on the floor in a puddle of Christmas shit, I took a selfie. I then made that shit selfie the wallpaper on my phone and computer. Cuz I'm twisted and dark, just like Jared Leto.

is this real i honestly can’t tell

Warner Bros’ marketing department is trying way too hard with this stuff...it comes across as defensively begging us to take it seriously — he bought stickers, he sent glitter bombs, he was “crrrrazzzzzzzzzzy!”

I get how you see it, but I just don’t agree. I see what Lucas wanted to do, but I feel that he did it terribly. Here is my take on the Prequel Anakin arc in 2 and 3: