Holy shit, man. Muh feels...

I'm sure he would have explained it to you if you had given him a chance. Why are you so cold-hearted? :)

Hell yeah, this. I always tried to send a first message tailored to the girl's interests as expressed on her profile. That shit is not easy, and it's disheartening when your well thought-out, clever intro doesn't get so much as a "fuck off" for a reply.

My reaction to a date revealing she crossfits:

You racist.

Uh huh. I'm sure you're going to be spending the entire season either outside holding a sign or quietly reflecting on the injustices of the world while a single tear rolls down your cheek.

This makes me ashamed that I enjoyed his studio's game Reckoning. Time to rethink life.

Contributing my new Malamute/Husky mix puppy. Her name is Meika!

a polymer contraceptive is injected directly into the vas deferens

Holy shit. I should have waited to eat lunch. This is disgusting. I hate people.

"You mind?"

I wish a girl would ask me that. I would give an enthusiastic "CONFIRM," then do the robot.

Or toothpicks.

Drunk or not, that shit was waaaaay over the line. It's understandable to be mad about someone running you off the road (and then filming your reaction), but she's clearly out of her god damn mind.

Well of course other banks stood to profit from the decentralization, and it's no surprise that the first in line were friends of his. However, it seems the lesser of the evils between that and the central bank, the likes of which now has the U.S. economy's balls in a vice grip.

Continuing in an already long-standing tradition. It's not like he invented war against Native Americans. That is neither here nor there, though.

Hey now, Andrew Jackson was a bad ass who shut down the Second Bank of the U.S.