Thank you! It’s like when my five year old is on his tablet and has a melt-down when the internet stops working temporarily. I have to explain to him, “Thats what happens sometimes. It’s part of being a big boy and using big boy toys.”

I can't unsee it now! Good eye.

You are my favorite and I’m so disappointed. You always made me laugh, even if my day was particularly shitty. But you will go on to do bigger and better things, I know it. You always reminded me of David Sedaris. Maybe a book is in your future? I hope so. Anyway, thanks for being you and you'll be dearly missed…

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Ha! Such a brother thing to say.

That was a great read. Thanks for sharing.

That’s great and all, but is he now banned from being a police officer in any capacity? Because that needs to be the end result here. I know a former cop (who is a complete asshole surprise, surprise) that got fired from THREE different precincts before finally being banned for good. And this happens a lot.

Ugh that woman was the WORST, especially at that part. When I looked at the bottom of the screen and saw the R-Alabama I was all:

The customers seem a little uptight, no? I mean, even if my kids were with me I would be doubled over laughing while trying to cover both sets of ears at the same time. Once the employees started running around frantically I would’ve been DONE.

Ha! I love that you added the .0% in there just to erase all doubt.

Thank you for saying that. I'm hoping that will be the case. :)

My ex and I have split but my mother will definitely call me on my shit. Also, I tell my therapist EVERYTHING and he also specializes in child psychology, so he would call me on my shit too. I'm lucky I have a support system. (And my kids are lucky I do too).

“Your food is weird.”

Ha! I did the same thing! I had to scroll up lol

“Treating bigots with respect and kid gloves got us to a place where Presidential candidates are not only viable but praised when promoting hatred of certain groups.”

This has always worried me. I have mental health issues (major depression, probable borderline personality disorder) and I have two small children. It’s a constant fear of mine that my illness will affect them, especially when they get older. I highly doubt it would be on the level of this particular case, but I will…

Why are YOU being a dick now? The man said he comes here to educate himself on the ins and outs of feminism. How about a learning curve for someone who is clearly an ally? Seriously, just chill out a little.

#notallpoliticians

Exactly! Oh, and I never knew it had a name. Kitler.....that’s amazing.

This is exactly why I named my cat Squeak. (Full disclosure: I named him Adolf first because he has a Hitler moustache and I thought I was being clever, but everyone got mad at me. In hindsight, Squeak is a better name.)