Newsies? Now it’s $250.

He’s really digging in too. I also like his head is completely turned away from the woman on his left, so as not to make social contact and obligation. He’s not sharing one damn mint!

Girl Scout: That will be $16 Mr. Bale

My favorite part of this was when Julianne Moore handed over money and then reached out to take a box and the girl scout turned her back on her.

Melania Trump creeps me the hell out, period, and not to be all looksist but I can’t help but feel like she’s heading towards Jocelyn Wildenstein territory in the old “face-re freshener” dept.

She apparently lives inside Scrooge McDuck’s safe.

let’s see if he brings that job back to America.

“who you were doing for a living” is more like it.

well at least mel brooks so the light in men in tights. Dave Chapelle!

I’m going to miss these two so very, very much.

No. She made her choice, and she deserves whatever she gets. She sold her soul for big piles of money, and in return she has to sleep with a nacho cheese golem. I do not feel one bit sorry for her.

I have nothing to add except those are some really tacky chairs they’re sitting on.

Her mic cut out. She actually said “I don’t feel he insulted The Mexicans enough”.

No way! She went into that job with her eyes wide open, she knew what she was getting into, and she’s getting paid, so I gots no sympathy for her. You shat your bed, gurl, now lie in it.

Jeez, it looks like she’s trying to out-Kardashian the Kardashian’s in the alien-shaped face category....

She is as dumb sounding as I imagined. Trump has learned not to marry too smart. But I am sure much of the answers were the result of media training to stay on message. Her answers are too well constructed to be off the top of her head.

OK, Melania, I’m sure that being able to afford to fly back to your home country to restamp your visa and then return to be welcomed back into the US with open arms is totally because you followed the law and not at all because of how you look and what you were doing for a living. That’s definitely the kind of…

Excellent read! Fascinating characters and engaging storytelling. Well done.

This is beyond excellent work Shaun. You should sincerely be proud of this - its journalism at its best. Bravo!

If they're not the most insecure, they're certainly the most nauseating.