A ~ is called a tilde. The answer to the puzzle is Tilda. (Replied to show off my sole knowledge of trivia that matters zip in real life. Go me and my unskilled, unemployed self!)

That may be the best relationship I've ever had.

Me too! Let's start a club! Wait, maybe that'll defeat the purpose...

Wait.....wait. Did you say “weed margarita cupcakes”?? So like, three of my favorite things all wrapped up in one? I want to go to there...

I really don’t get Kara Brown’s hatred of this kid. It's just.....odd. Don't like his music? Ok. Move on.

Who's that first guy?

Omg THIS! I'm not a fan of Kara Brown for this very reason. She's right most of the time (I say most, because of that whole odd Ed Sheeran post where she just basically told him to shut up on Twitter for no apparent reason), but she ruins her argument by ranting like a crazy person.

She is articulate, though. She's 16 years old. I wasn't so well-spoken at that age. Hell, I'm not sure I'm that well-spoken now. If you're trying to say it's being condescending to call her that, maybe you do need a nap.

No, but my almost 2 year old has gotten in the habit of picking her nose and saying, “Here, Mommy!” which I take bc I wasn’t paying attention in the first place and don’t realize it’s a booger until it’s on my hand. I guess that’s my punishment for being on my phone all the time.

The PGA of America met with Donald J. Trump yesterday and the parties mutually agreed that it is in the best interest of all not to conduct the 2015 PGA Grand Slam of Golf at Trump National — Los Angeles

Ha I saw that, but I figured you meant desperation. Effin’ Kinja.

Was reposting her picture really necessary? I know freedom of the press and all that, but ethically maybe don't do it. Let her have her privacy. She's been through enough.

Lifeless hair unite!

Aw man, you're not lying. Good eye.

That’s disgusting. I hate him now.

That book is soooo good. And you’re right: Classic Stephen King regarding tragedy. That scene was just awful. I cried buckets.

Exactly. I’ve worked in this field, and I’m trained to do restraints. Some of these kids, like you said, are twice my size, yet no one is ever harmed, because of said training. If I can do this (and I’m a low-level employee, basically a teacher’s aide), why can’t a fucking police officer??

I have to say, I love this story. And your parents.

I can totally see myself as the white-wine lady. Getting annoyed, frustrated, rolling my eyes at the ridiculousness of it all. Then, realizing that it is in fact ME that is the stupid moron, crying over how rude and nasty I was. (Yeah, I can be a little unhinged at times.)

Mine just dumped me. And we live together. And have a kid together. So yeah, life sucks and fuck these two assholes. At least they can dry their eyes with their hundreds.