YES. Plus, some people just don’t want to breastfeed. No biggie. You want to breastfeed? Good for you. If you don’t think the government should tell you what to do with your uterus (as you shouldn’t), then don’t tell me what to do with my ta-tas.

That was supposed to say "shitballs" but I think I'll let it stand.

Oh, man. I enjoyed reading this so much. I've been feeling like complete shot balls for a week now Bc my fiancé broke up with me, yet we're still living together and have a child. I haven't been able to eat or sleep for days. Reading this was the first time I've really laughed in a while. Thank you, Mark! And…

I love the smell of nail polish remover.

Wasn't she on an episode of Girls? That face mixed with those glasses looks familiar.

You know, I have two kids and never knew that. Thank you!

This is true. It went a little darker than I had intended.

I guess she could've swallowed the embryo, too. Some people eat their placenta and all.

Exactly. The first thing I thought of was his mother. She should've swallowed him.

Me too. I voted for Mark bc the description of him made me laugh, but I regret that decision. I would like to formally change my answer to Anne Hathaway.

My hair is also fine and limp. I wonder if this actually works. I'd try it, but I'm too lazy to even shower more than once a week.

Kendall: I think I'm being clever because I said "so to speak." Oh wait, did I say something wrong about my dad?

I love Jeopardy, but I only get correct answers if I pause the show to give myself extra time.

Is that Mr. Rogers flipping the bird?? Please say it is!

Yes, please make this happen! I would recommend Anne Heche's memoir. That one was a real "oh boy..."

I'm sorry by Dakota Johnson was AWFUL. I was cringing watching her try to be funny and I just felt embarassed for her.

what is this from??

This clown clearly has no idea what he's talking about and is feeding into the stigma that comes with having a mental illness.