This put a smile on my face ten miles wide.

Is the cherry pie actually famous

Support animals do not receive separate seats.

Not random. It’s not proper style to capitalize articles, prepositions, or coordinating conjunctions. 

You must be a very young gay man if you think there’s anything controversial about sensing Travolta is gay.

Daphne Zuniga, who you may remember from Melrose Place or One Tree Hill, Spaceballs

“and not even a well armed paramilitary force that has terrorized the city of Los Angeles for almost a decade can keep them down!”

Do you consider not doing something cool or something? Worth sharing? Do you take pride in not knowing and/or caring who she is?

He actually did.

Warning Shark

She pulled down pants and underwear, penis was exposed.

Guys, what if Left Shark wasn’t just screwing up her Super Bowl performance?

When you said “Grandmaster caught cheating in the bathroom” my first thoughts were of sympathy towards Mrs. Flash. 

“... only Republican donors got to see them.... there’s no such thing as a free tank.”

You’re blaming a 16 year old girl for not trying to fight him?

She is SUCH trash, as is her homophobic husband. Waiting for Jezebel, defenders of all things Cardi B (for some reason), to come to her defense and say she’s a warrior woman and can do no wrong.

I hope they are getting paid.  The only thing worse than getting paid to fawn over Cardi B is fawning over her and not getting paid.  

Good. She’s trash. Now go to jail.

I liked the Hawaii season, but I totally agree that it was basically when the tide started to turn and the cast wasn’t nearly as real anymore, and went from being basically themselves to characters. Because David is right....there is nothing on television that can compare to those first few season of the RW. It’s…

This is the perfect time for Jezebel to do a long piece about how MLMs prey on vulnerable women in the name of feminism and financial freedom when the reality is it sucks them dry and leaves them friendless and poorer than they started out.  It’s so gross how MLMs work and what they do to people.