Stool boom! From the parlor to the pool room!

Starred for Knot’s Landing. Cheers to being old!

Aww, Nicole Kidman’s old face. I miss that.

MTV’s Remote Control-era Adam Sandler ... yum! (Oh God, I’m old)

The Lion King is my all-time favorite musical. The live show is absolutely amazing and the music never fails to bring me to tears. I am cautiously optimistic about this. Please don’t ruin this for me, Favreau!

That’s awesome. I love DM!

David Blaine was always my “I hate myself for wanting to fuck him” guy.

Oh Lord let’s hope this doesn’t summon him. Like Angel to a Marc Jacobs thread.

A “What About Bob” joke will always get a star from me. Wish I had more to give.

Together for 20 years, married for 17. Four kids!

OMG Shark Boy & Lava Girl. I must’ve had to watch that 100 times. Thanks for the throwback!

Invest in one of these. Trust me. (Fireworks late at night is asshole behavior though.) https://www.amazon.com/Marpac-Dohm-DS-Natural-Sound-Machine/dp/B00HD0ELFK/ref=sr_1_4_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1502311109&sr=1-4&keywords=white+noise+machine

You mean like this?

“[Arabella] she speaks fluent Chinese.” No, grandpa, her nanny gets tired of her ass so she plops her in front of Nickelodeon and she’s picked up a few phrases from the show “Ni Hao Kai-lan”.

I thought that was hipster slang for getting stoned to his music and I was totally on board.

I’m not Crindy but I can answer you a little bit myself. I had my first at 26 (literally the day after I turned 26) and my second at 27. The reason I had them so close together was that it was so easy to bounce back after my first. Lost all the weight, had a super flat stomach again, and a super easy baby to boot.…

Holy crap! I originally thought you put a side-by-side with her cover and a Madonna cover and then I realized what I thought was the Madonna cover was actually Paris Jackson. Wow! She is really gorgeous.

Two more psychological thrillers: Behind Her Eyes and Behind Closed Doors. Behind Her Eyes was recommended by Stephen King (and I heard about Behind Closed Doors in the comments of his post). Both are very very good.

Yay! I’m excited for this!

Yes!! I have four kids and I have always valued downtime and the lesson of teaching your children how to entertain themselves. I am by no means an expert but I truly believe this is lacking in today’s parenting.