TSwift has a home not far from here, and for many years (as long as she’s been here, usually in the summer) she has been quietly doing all sorts of charitable things. I’ve mentioned this a lot, but she goes to the local Children’s hospital here unannounced all the time. She has visited after school programs for LGTBQ…

Because a ride is pretty far down on the list of things you need to actually PASS a job interview but she's selling her little photo op as if she's getting people actual jobs. It's disingenuous

If you’re a conservative, not rich, and voted Dump, you’re a fool. Seriously. He’s not for you. He doesn’t care about you. In fact he doesn’t give a rat’s rear about you. All he cares about is how much you’ll cheer for him at his creepy wannabe-Nuremberg rallies. That’s it.

“This is bullshit. I did not cut her face off, I did naaaaaaaht.”

I got the results back. I definitely have eye-nipples.

* 7 excruciating minutes of Danzig’s pale bare ass mime-thrusting into some poor unsuspecting young actress *

Oh hi Glenn . . .

Anytime I hear someone say they won’t eat leftovers, I know two things: their mom didn’t work, and they had plenty of money growing up.

> Some people hate leftovers

“It’s crooked and the branching structure is wrong.”

I loved Summer School!  And really whenever someone brings him up that's my first thought.  

In one of my shift as a delivery driver, an in-house delivery driver grumbled at her fellow employees that drivers like me where taking orders from her. Her manager quickly corrected her in stating “we didn’t have those customers before the service brought them in”.

Amy Adams should not be on this list and she should have won an Oscar for Enchanted!

You’re welcome:

Adults who still eat things without particular vegetables are some of the most insufferable human beings on the planet.

“This” is a weird spelling of Ivanka.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

I dont believe you have children.

The LW apparently wanted the server to go back in time and make sure the mistake never happened in the first place

“Certainly they lost less money by giving us free dessert than a free entree.”