In her defense, clothing didn’t figure large in her modeling career.

Long time listener, first time caller. You are by far the most interesting commenter on these blogs. Thank you for your service and a merry new year to you, Mister Netherland.

I get that a man stealing your shine is a common, frustrating situation that lots of women relate to...

Why are we pretending that they are actually broken up?

See, that’s where you’re wrong, because — unlike her — I don’t worship money.

sorry you got glitter in your car 

For some men, the only way to have interaction with women is to go to an article about Woody Allen and say some extremely creepy shit in the comments.

To recap: Cis man observes conversation about predatory behavior and chimes in to remind us he’s one of them. For he must be acknowledged constantly, even as a villain. Got it.

No, Michael is fucking with us again.

It’s SO MUCH BETTER.  Donald Trump would revel in the idea of being in a pissing contest.  A tinkle contest?  The phrase is so completely emasculating that it is...*chef’s kiss*

Thank you internet

They are literally so boring that I was confused by the header image having seven members for at least 30 seconds before I realized two of them were plants.

I don’t understand the Jezebel staff’s ongoing obsession with her. It’s like they can’t back away from their initial “stan everything Cardi does” agenda even though she’s consistently shown herself to be problematic trash.

The Cardi love around here from the editors, AFTER finding out what trash she is, is something I do not understand.

This worship of a POS transphobic garbage person is amusing. 

Right? I read this

Wonder whether she’ll hire hire a transwoman to “trap” him like she said she would to take revenge on a cheating boyfriend... yeah, she surely can do no wrong.

Hey thundercunt - if you’re needing the signal that you’re being too loud in the first place, the onus is on YOU, you fucking dipshit.  YOU should shut the fuck up and you’re damn straight I would fucking “shhh” you.  If you don’t respond well, you can fucking leave.  

If you’re being as inconsiderate as a child who can’t behave in public, then clearly, yes, you need to be shushed.

If someone has to shut you up like a kid, maybe look inward first before getting offended.

Huge chance you were behaving like a loudass child, as in my experience, I’d say this is never done without  the exact intention of making the loud one understand he’s behaving like a child.