What I haven’t done is go on IG to take potshots at a younger and arguably more talented singer. If Madonna is so amazing, why isn’t she happy? She’s seems so bitter and miserable. Why is she worried about what another performer is doing and saying? You would think that someone so accomplished would be happy with her…

I think it’s funny how all these young Jezebel writers assume without even reflecting on it, that everyone who reads this site is in their 20s. It makes me nostalgic of when I was young and thought I was the “wokest” person on the planet, when in reality I was the most self-absorbed.

Jezebel did a piece called “Never the Man You Know” after the ex-judge/current Mayoral employee murdered his ex-wife in Cleveland.

Yeah I know. I just think she’s one of those celebrities who people project onto and mindread and then judge SO INTENSELY that it’s a little weird and makes you wonder. Like she wrote a show about self-involved, self-absorbed people that was (to some) funny exactly because of the way it observed and portrayed those…

Well, I think the whole point of the show was they were all terrible and spoiled people, cluelessly behaving badly. That’s actually the premise behind most of HBO’s shows, but audiences seem to find it more acceptable when it’s men. 

Also Lauren, using the one image that Amanda Bynes had issues with that sent her into a body dysphoric shame spiral seems a little unnecessarily cruel, no?  

I’ve yet to find an industry that doesn’t devalue people, particularly women. Why is selling your body for the sexual pleasure of others more devaluing than selling your body for the non-sexual pleasure of others? What makes sex different than any other kind of bodily function, say wearing out your knee lifting heavy…

Why shouldn’t she have a career that she likes and finds fulfilling? Honestly that’s more than I can say about most of my working life. Are you also against celebrating women who work in other parts of the service industry, such as waiting tables or retail? You sell your body and your sanity in a lot of careers, but…

Wow I’m so glad that you needed to let us all know that you are a feminist and you don’t support sex work. Cool thanks we all definitely needed to know that. I’m sure Ms. Holloway will carefully consider your garbage opinion. 

Every WOMAN is one bad night away from being beat, raped or murdered. Especially if you’re single. In fact, sex workers are often safer because their clients are screened well.

Got it! You support the right of women to make their own sexual choices and to have full bodily autonomy... so long as they’re the choices you agree with. SO FEMINIST.

writes about sex worker by featuring white, well-paid, women.

What?

I don’t know, and frankly (I don’t mean this harshly) I don’t care. I don’t think sex work should be illegal, just regulated so that controls and safety for the workers can be put into place. I’ve never hired anyone for sex, and I don’t particularly get upset if I hear that someone somewhere has. So long as all…

Pregnancy fetish =/= pedophilia, bro. Chill.

Long time Jerry fan who made this burner to say I got your joke. In the old days of less jerk-filled Jez, you would have gotten a wink and nudge for your wordplay. Now this site is just filled with nibby pick-a-parts who wait to pounce on any and all comments, a sour brigade to the rescue. Ugh. You’re the fucking best,…

There is literally a section in most news papers where people would pay to write about the person they just lost so that both loved ones and strangers could read it.

Is it still a humble brag when it’s so obviously just a brag? 

“why is the film’s climax MBJ’s character losing a fight?”

Part of writing about popular culture is recognizing that it’s often referencing other work, in this case, 1976's iconic, Oscar-winning “Rocky.” Rocky lost the fight at the end of the movie. If you are going to be a pop culture writer, you need to become more…

This is hands down one of the best movie soundtracks. I have played it to death. That is Irish singed Glen Hansard and Czech singer Marketa Irglova. They released an album as a couple called The Swell Season. But now they perform separately. This is my fav breakup song from Once