“Can you imagine 25 years of marriage, to one person, even Barack Obama? Or 25 years of anything?”

I think I am aging out of Jezebel. What a childish thing to write.

This makes me exceedingly glad I’m old. My boyfriend, who was born in 1969, is only concerned with taking my underwear off, not what style it is.

Can I just say how much I love Schitts’s Creek? This last season has been giving me life. I cannot wait until December 19th for their first holiday special. 

I desperately wanted the guy from NBC to just smoothly hand his mic back over to Acosta for his turn. That, or ask the same question Acosta was going to ask. All with a shit-eating grin. I’m glad he did at least verbally try to defend Acosta.

I hate him.

I thought Trump had plans for identification tags that you wear around your arm.

unfairly, she was the one left with a burning sensation afterward

Unlike most melanin-deprived North Carolinians, she had enough teeth to lie through.

Haaaaaaa

There was a tweet claiming that CNN had also reported a suspect package being sent to the White House. Now claiming that CNN walked back that report. I’ve not seen anyone linking to either the original CNN report or the “walk back”.

Wait what’s all this talk of stinginess? NOPE. Tracy Chapman owns the art that she made. Not just in terms of money, but in terms of her artistic integrity. Fuck out of here with this “stingy” bullshit.

Thank you, Drew! I now know what I need to break out of my salsa rut.

And I think the point is that she is a blogger who wrote a blog post.

Nah, that context isn’t helping. If I’m having a bad week, I don’t get to treat people who are completely separate from my personal problems like shit. I am an adult, and it’s not ok for me to throw a tantrum and refuse to pay a professional (THAT I HIRED) because I’m in my feelings about something unrelated.

Does CardiB get along with anyone? It seems like she has a lot of problems with a lot of people and the common denominator seems to be her. 

Cardi B just sounds like a real piece of shit. Sorry, she just does.

Oh please. They could have chosen not to turn their whirlwind romance into the circus that it became. That was their choice - or they went along with whatever their PR people told them to do. Shit, even Taylor Swift has managed to keep her latest relationship *relatively* private.

Both of their previous relationships were two years long. Those two year long relationships is when they would learn it.

Thank god. Every time he talked about her, it was always to sexualize her. He even joked about switching out her birth control pills with Tic Tacs so she wouldn’t leave him. He was happy to be with the hot chick and she probably thought his creepy, stalker behavior was cute at first. Thank God she woke up.

They’re 24 and 25