I’d be surprised if they show a licorice pizza on film. Even as weird sex acts go, the vomiting really puts it over the edge.

For those that have not given saints row a chance because it either looked like a GTA clone or felt like its humor too much, hear me out:

Depends. Are you a Palestinian living in a house she wants to own?

One of these days you’ll grow up and realize how idiotic this take is. You’re hitting a real cornucopia of dipshit ideas here; game reviewing is something that has objective integrity, ableist bullshit slurs, somehow thinking inclusivity makes things objectively worse, insinuating that people who played a game on a…

Have you ever watched Jeopardy? These eggheads never get any of the pop culture or sports clues correct. I don’t think it’s much of a stretch to believe that someone who studies Greek mythology and knows Shakespeare inside and out isn’t familiar with what neo-nazi dipshits are up to in the dark corners of the internet.

“Oscar-nominated film Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga” brings me much joy.

“Apparently if someone with the mark is killed, the mark then transfers to their killer.”

“And here we are, we’re the princes of the universe

most notably the incident in 2014 in which he admitted to inviting a 17-year-old to join him in a hotel room via Instagram.

I get you. Work sent me to Eastern Turkey for a month earlier this year. D2 continually timed out all the time because the internet would get interrupted. Never for long, nothing you would notice often if you were browsing or watching Netflix, but it dropped so many times in strikes and Gambit that I actually got…

I hear you. I had to go to my job to download updates for things and sometimes to play games, depending on how bad my Internet felt like being that day.

In the summer it was worse than dial up, because it used old cell towers and the population triples in the summer where I live and everything bogs down.

Luckily,…

If police are involved, I want more cameras, not less.

ashes to ashes

Great, I’ll see you shortly!

What?! Next your are going to tell me that a rock in my vagina doesn’t help my physical and spiritual wellness.

Well, considering motion sickness bracelets are absolute nonsense pseudoscience garbage, I can see why they don’t help.

Alice is an awesome human being. I’ve had the pleasure to meet him a few times. His wife is also a delight.

This is honestly a very good apology. He expresses remorse, names what he did wrong, names the harm he caused, sincerely acknowledges and holds space for those he hurt, takes responsibility, and promises that he will try to do better.

“I lived them, it wasn’t so bad” - probably because you’re the exact type of person Reagan and his administration liked - a white, straight, neurotypical , middle class American man. I know it’s the big scary no-no word these days, but y’know what that’s called? Privilege. It’s best you start recognizing you lived a…