There is no better signal to the world that you are total asshole than wearing fur.
“You can’t stop the signal” is the most insufferable and self important cool girl response to defending your own stupidity that I’ve seen in a long time.
A carrot or beer can sized long, happy life?
In a two party system it can be difficult choosing between pragmatism, and voting your conscience.
but let us compare:
The grillionaire who is our best bet to save us all from global warming.
Improving one’s position in the world through dedicated proactive efforts.
Taylor and all of her squad did a blood sacrifice so she could date him and not have the world turn against her, Selena ruined the pentagram which is why she wasn’t invited to the 4th of July party and why Kim was able to completely destroy her on snapchat. I hope that no one else has thought of that possibility…
i very much agree that all of brad’s alternate realities all end with him leaving his wife for angelina jolie
The best part of that Chuck Norris article: “An allergic reaction to food was ruled out because he’d only eaten cheese and beef jerky throughout the day.”
going from midlife crisis’d, drunk bloat’d, coke sweat’d dad rock fading actor’d dipshit to a benevolent space dictator?
I stopped when he said: I’m a hunter. Good-motherfucking-nite.
The fact that the RNC apparently didn’t have him sign an NDA is yet another sign of how fucking amateur hour this whole production is. Jesus. If this is how they roll, I’m scared shitless for what would happen if they took the presidency.
I'm the last one, but, whoosh, here I go jumping on the Drake train.
when i was 15 i called a boy “magnetic” in an email and the memory of it still makes me want to barf
Yep!
goddamnit if this weren’t so completely insufferable white woman bullshit it would be completely my jam