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Laura Mayberry is a talented Scottish pixie that has been gifted to humanity. We are not worthy of such a boon. She has such an incredibly clear and beautiful voice, like a damned bell.

Like all amphibians, Newt struggles to balance his two lives.

Really bad time for a tangent. A black man was just murdered by the police.

God the nationalism in this country is fucking ridiculous. FUCKING RIDICULOUS. And guess what? SOLDIERS AREN’T ALWAYS HEROES. Everybody can kiss my ass!

I don’t know but she’s lousy with virginity. Won’t go to bed till she’s legally wed...she can’t shes Sandra Lee.

Actually, the one cool outcome of all this would be if Taylor was doing a performance art piece about heteronormativity and ended it by marrying Karlie.

Ah, yes, yes. This is exactly what a not-at-all-fake relationship looks like.

Eat, Prey, Kill

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s

s/o to jenny slate for the master of all rebounds, literal captain america.

And, apparently, for being old.

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

MATT SUCKS BEN RULES

Well it began several million years ago when Tilda emerged, fully formed, from the Great Ocean and stepped onto the muddy shores of East Pangea...

Never been a fan, sooo.

Sweet fuck. Michael Jackson was truly a sick shit of a person.

No, he is not. Even if he was as objectively good looking as his brother, Chris is also funny, therefore exponentially adding to his overall attractiveness and leaving Liam in the dust.

Gotta wonder why a totally heterosexual male would constantly think about gay men...

FYI, that Page Six article ends with an eight photo slideshow of Tom Hiddleston’s shoes.