Maybe we should all be a little thirstier.

Aren’t the rings just woven into her braid?

I love that hair color and Christina looks the best she has in years. I feel like it’s a stretch to call it pierced but I imagine the word festooned is way too dated.

As a vegetarian, it does rub me wrong, though I can’t imagine caring enough to do anything more than not visit a restaurant.

The whole time I was watching I was texting my friends like “I don’t even like Beyoncé that much, but guys... This is... This is something.” Over and over. I was just planning on listening while I did work but I couldn't tear my eyes away. I don't love most of her music but this entire production was so moving and…

Insensitivity is never cute.

I always figure I’m the selfish one. I’m so into what I want that I forced the creation of two people who didn’t ask to be here...just so I could have babies. That’s borderline obnoxious when you think about it.

I especially don’t get it when I start to hear people who aren’t having kids called “selfish.” Sure, maybe we are, but SO ARE YOU, because if you have kids because you want them then it’s something you’re doing for yourSELF. Self. Ish. I mean, it’s totally fine to do it, but don’t act like having a kid is all about…

Someone please explain to me *always wanting to experience pregnancy and childbirth.* Wanting to have kids? Sure. Wanting to have kids with your own genes? Sure. Being sad that your body doesn’t function the way typical bodies do? Okay, I think I get that, too. But the article doesn’t say it like any of those.

I was really hoping the fundamentals were going to spell something out with their capital letters, like Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent.

TEAM DOG

Did you read her second quote though? I don’t thinks she understands feminism that well, or humanism for that matter.

Also feel the need to add:

It’s going to make it even harder to determine which character in the show is the biggest asshole, as they’re all gunning for it pretty damn hard.

Vampire Willow isn’t a doppleganger she is Willow from an alternate reality

Or nah.

BUT HOW HUMAN BE MORE THAN ONE IDENTITY SAME TIME? HOW WOMAN HAVE THOUGHTS? WHY WOMAN SPEAK? HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW MY NAME ANCIENT EMPEROR? TRUMP2016!

I am confused. Why would I force a person to play basketball with me if he/she was dressed like a basketball player? Does that happen? Forced basketballery?

Well, the Belgians have a long history of efficiently slaughtering black people, so I guess their guns have an earned reputation in certain circles.