For a second I thought Kehlani was Donald Trump’s spokesperson Katrina Pierson.

I love Lana Del Rey and I don’t care who knows it

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

I was just perusing his wikipedia ‘cause watching the game I was like, wow, what a milestone for this guy good for him, I want to learn more, and it went sideways reeeeaaaaaal quick.

I walked by a vape store the other day and they were having a vape party with pizza and lots of people who look like they vape and they were like hotboxing the store with vape smoke and it was kinda amazing to me like, there is such a strong societal rolling of eyes towards vaping and ‘vape culture’ and yet here were…

thinkpiece idea: “man who has been in congress for 20 years just doesn’t understand how congress works”

Without speculating to deeply, this kid is from Columbia, MD, a well-to-do suburb of Baltimore and DC. Affluenza season may soon be upon us.

She’s not a doctor, MD, PhD or otherwise. She has a Masters from Columbia. Her “PhD” is in “Holistic Nutrition” from the Clayton College of Natural Health, an institution that is specifically cited as not accredited, that hands out degrees that are not accepted in most places and illegal to even claim in some, and…

“I’m suing you because I shot and killed you, am now under investigation, and therefore I am emotionally distressed.” Fuck this cop

Uhhh, isn't emotional distress part of the job description when you decided to become a police officer? It is literally your job to handle distressing situations. It's also the defense apologetics use when explaining why it's okay for you to kill unarmed civilians. This is an extra step of awful.

If my words were misplaced.

“Ellie Goulding almost drowned”

SHE DOESN’T EVEN USE WEN!

I'm exhausted thinking about what it would be like to date Aziz Ansari.

To be fair if you see the whole post that guy put up and the context it is not what it seems. He says this in response to those defending the piece of shit rapist and he is not referring to any of the victims in the cases here. I mean, he shouldn’t have said it like that but basically he was arguing that these victims…

HAAAAHAHAHAHA yesss yesss, your tears, they give me strength....

this part is my fav

She sounds like she’s making a pretty solid argument for veterans to be denied access to guns.