P.S. I am rewatching Buffy and, once again, it’s very good.

rip miley cyrus

The internet really does have a GIF for any occasion.

“Faparazzi”: a star-chasing jerk off.

why molly why! my eyes can't take it

Clit hood: the only piercing that has never caused me any worry or pain (after the initial horrorshow, that is. OWWWW)

That subincision reminds me of hotdogs that my grandmother used to butterfly and fry in butter!

oh. my. GOD. I have literally just laughed myself to tears multiple times over the scrotal saline injection. (I’m a very twisted human being, but to be fair that is fucking HILARIOUS). I’m not sure if I should click the other links or not.. I just randomly chose that one.

I’m curious—I assumed this was a small bar or similar, and was suprised to scroll down and see a large ring with a ball in it.

I actually once saw a handy chart:

one of the less painful dick piercings you can get

How are this many people so new to the internet? And how did they end up on Kitchenette as their Orientation Day site?!

YOU AND ME BOTH.

SIDEBAR: Can’t wait for new JoJo music.

My conscience would probably take the form of a snow leopard? Is that where we’re going with this?

So, he’s beer?

oh, so you DID get my letter.

I feel like Taylor Swift is now one of the most defensive people on the planet. she insured her legs, got parody videos taken down from youtube, she bought domain names like taylorswift.porn a, removed all her music from spotify and wrote a open letter to apple and is trying to copyright “this sick beat”

her whole fucking career is weaksauce.

My clique.