I just need to vent about this idiotic idea of arming teachers as a solution. While I have tremendous sympathy to those victims and their families who might see this as at least giving them a fighting chance to survive, it’s wrongheaded in so many ways. A military style assault weapon, like the AR-15 is a designed to…

The best thing about the current Star Wars comics is that they actively embrace the prequels. The worst thing about the current Star Wars movies is that they actively brush away the prequels.

You’d think a 13 year old girl who’s been raised in a laboratory and spent the entire previous year locked in a cabin in the woods would behave rationally in that situation!

I really hope we’re able print out the entire internet and put it in a vault so one day the aliens can fully grasp how much we deserved our demise.

Holy shit.

Luke Evans as Gaston was the best performance all year. Loved him.

All this movie has done has made me realize that I would still fuck Dan Stevens even if he was a CGI beast man.

I don’t think Beauty and the Beast is remotely Stockholm Syndrome. She volunteered to be there in lieu of her dad’s prison sentence. (Is life in prison a harsh sentence for breaking and entering and stealing a rose from a French noble? Perhaps but a revolution is coming to France don’t you worry.)  They bond over…

Watson is definitely good, but not nearly as good as the actors in Olive Garden commercials. You genuinely feel like they are enjoying Olive Garden, which they aren’t.

Great, so you’re putting the same bullshit pressures on her as the rest of the broverse who thinks a film like Catwoman should represent female led superheroe films as a freaking monolith and just stop making them period when one film sucks. Maybe you should be aiming your ire at the people who thought the shitty…

Why not?

You’re pretty much alone in this sentiment now. Well, John Campea’s with you. But you two are pretty much it.

Well no one is a fictional character. She just plays one in a movie. Relax.

Publicist #5: (Perravieja, who is not a publicist, but who read Dirt Bag this morning)

I’m gonna watch the shit out of this.

Good on her for taking this on. The whole “you’re not like other girls” thing is so, so gross.

Peanuts had some late stage problems, which I suppose is inevitable for something that lasted so long. Bloom County eventually ran out of gas (though the Facebook comeback has been incredible), Doonesbury has the occasional “meh” run. I don’t think anyone can lay claim to a 10 year stretch of just nonstop peak…