I can’t agree more with your entire analysis. My experience was practically identical growing up. Frankly, I understand and can agree that the prequels are flawed (as are most things in life), but I’m more than ready to be done with all the vitriol around them.

Don’t forget Andy Signore, the creator of Screen Junkies!

Okay but if you haven’t read the Greek play Lysistrata, I highly recommend it. It sure as hell was fun to read in a Catholic university classroom.

The best version of this song:

Is it driving anyone else crazy that the new movie has attempted to mash rococo with gothic architecture? It makes me cringe SO hard. Pick an aesthetic and stick to it, please! Or at least let it be kind of consistent!

Having read the entirety of the Divine Comedy, I would argue this could be viewed as an eighth circle of hell offense as well.

Anyone else getting a couture “Alice in Wonderland” vibe from this? As in, ensembles for the court of the Queen of Hearts?

Ship away, my good man. Ship away.

Ekaterina Gordeeva will forever be my favorite. I had a VHS of her skating in Beauty and the Beast on Ice when I was growing up. You can find the entire performance on YouTube, I would highly recommend it.

This is absolutely my new guilty pleasure song.

This is incredibly interesting. I have my Candy Crush like everyone else, but the game that I end up playing the most is Destiny. Nothing makes me more excited than using my Lydmilla pulse rifle!

“Yam-hued piss goblin.”