Her racism and homophobia just haven't endured her to me.

Yes. Disneyland has banned selfie sticks. They are grumpy.

Everything I own is covered in fur.

That’s MY golf course! MINE MINE MINE!

Ohh damn and his PMS.

I saw the picture and thought, “Omg, Bernie Madoff looks JUST like Richard Dreyfuss!”

Oh man, you didn’t even pick the best Bryan Fischer ones. Can you say Insane Overreaction?

Are you kidding it? I’m LOVING it. Fox News comments right now are more fun pages full of captioned cats. Look at some of these gems!

“I am attempting to have it both ways by being vaguely disapproving while asking why we can’t all get along.”

But how can I just have one dog? Maybe I’ll sneak out to go throw a frisbee to my side dog.

No, this means we are all being forced to gay marry!!!

via Google news, I landed on an opinion piece on USA today (I clicked the wrong link, I was crying so happily) that was like, “no, don’t worry, straight-marriage will win out, it’s not going away.” like now straight marriage is banned or something.

Go ahead and dump on Nicki, but leave Bristol alone. SHE SAID SHE DOESN’T WANT YOUR LECTURES! THAT MAKES HER EXEMPT FROM THE SAME WAY OF THINKING SHE USES ON OTHER PEOPLE!

Or, Robert Rodriguez left his wife because he is an adult who makes his own decisions.

Yay! I’m iut of the greys!

I go to reddit/relationships on occasion because I’m a terrible person, and there are a surprising number of stories like this. As in, “I’ve had 20 people tell me he’s having an affair, I saw pictures of him proposing to another woman, and I physically walked in on him having sex - is he cheating on me?”

I have no use for, and will not acknowledge, any magazine that refers to Heidi and Spencer as “stars”.

This sucks. Is InTouch done with the Duggar stuff? I need them to constantly be in the spotlight so they can receive the ridicule and removal of funding that they deserve.

seriously fuck you life & style you are not on a nickname basis with her. shes my friend not yours

I sometimes feel like anything will make you a diva. Like, you want that dressing on the side? DIVA. The nicer smelling hand sanitizer? DIVA. Wait, you want the OTHER shade of red lipstick? DIVADIVADIVA