This just made me think: I’d like to see Maya Rudolph and Haddish in something. But whatever that would be is probably a lot sillier than whatever PTA would make.

The letter P strikes again.

Michael Fassbender should play Ted Bundy since they look so similar.

I don’t want to confess this but I don’t really um wear makeup. I just acquire it which makes my spending so much more wasteful.

Except one of those things is exploitative and three of them are not.
So...you know.

I bet you’re one of those guys that keeps a card in your wallet with the age of consent in every State.

In re: Tom Petty

This was a bad date. She had a horrible date with a clueless guy who thought he was being sexy and hot. She was made to feel uncomfortable, and it wasn’t right.

The story reads to me like a groupie dissatisfied she was treated like a groupie.

Yeah. Funny how systematic doping will get a country’s team banned from the Olympics, but systematic sexual assault of female athletes—plus evidence of a conspiracy to cover it up—gets not a peep from the IOC.

Someone didn’t take Oprah’s advice...

ummm...then why are you here on this article?

You really think Kate Moss using cocaine (off the job, even) should be on that list?

This could have been a fun post but you killed it with your gross dude-bro-iness.

That’s not a kind way to refer to a person.

Same! New tits or gtfo! Because yay doing what you want! <3

Look girl, no one here wants to see Don Jr! We wanna see those perfect boobs!!! No, but seriously congrats and I’m glad you love them!!

Lanai is the best one because that’s what the Golden Girls called their porch.

God you sound like an insufferable douchebag based on how you write. Explains why you were getting laid

1.) Eminem ain’t no musician. He is a talented Rap artist. Not an MC but a rap artist.