Someone needs to make him understand that quantity =/= quality.

You & Crystal should both kill yourselves.

Yet you’re too stupid to imagine the possibility that this could have been a typo, or an instance of autocorrect replacing the correct word with one that makes little sense.

If these dipshits bother to vote, that’s gotta be true. I’m not convinced these chucklefucks always do.

He doesn’t strike me as the kinda guy who reads much. His claim to have read the Constitution may be true, but it’s clear that his understanding is close to non-existent.

You sound like someone who hasn’t seen much.

I have neither the patience nor the crayons to explain it to you in a manner that your tiny brain would understand.

What a truly, spectacularly stupid observation.

He’s just a simplepoopshoe, he can’t be expected to pick up nuance like that.

Who ordered the soup of the day? cream of sum yung gai

You sweet summer child... 

This is what the Herb hath wrought.

If it did, maybe he should see a* urologist ASAP (but at least loosen that grip, buddy)

Those being uncovered was part of the problem!

Celiac’s are >1%

Someone needs to stomp that horse-faced, rotted potato twunt into oblivion.

Seattle that’s disproportionately populated with granola hippies who love bikes

kill yourself

You apparently didn’t read the story, because the fucknugget delivery scum handled this about as poorly as possible.

So if he’s not a Christian asshole, what flavor of asshole is he?