He took the door off the spice cabinet in his kitchen to maximize brand visibility for McCormick.

WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE BRANDS

Would you prefer deadspin’s writers be biased towards their advertisers?

Get a load of this snitch!

I’m enjoying “The Ancient Magus’ Bride” the most so far. Incredible production values, awesome Setting and an interesting Story. I liked the Inyashiki manga, but no way for me to legally wtach the Anime, unfortunately.

Courier winding up like Hideo Nomo and whipping the package into your TV screen.

So instead of throwing my package on the front porch they can now launch it across my living room? Fuckin. A.

Sounds good to me

Dave: Open the garage door Echo.

Oh, an Amazon driver wants to abuse his privileges?

Not to mention those of us writing spec scripts for CSI: Cyber.

Well I asked Alexa if this would be an issue for me and she said it was fine.

Both. He was born in 1954 metric.

God, him and the boobs.
“What do you do in my body?”
“I touch your boobs in your bedroom. What do you do in mine?”
“I’m charming the pants off of the woman you work with. Pretty sure she’ll marry me in six months. BTW, she asked me to see a movie with her, a disaster film about a town being hit by an asteroid piece,…

Hold my sake?

On the plus side, your snarky comment will prevent this movie from materializing. It’s uplifting to see you using your super powers for good.

Gee, forgive my lack of enthusiasm. The last time an anime got a good live action adaption over here was Speed Racer. So:

Spurs could use Half-Life 3 - because it will NEVER HAPPEN, like their title chances.

The thing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in!