HE’S BACK, AND HE’S CROSS.

I hear the same company is producing “What a Bunch of Cnuts,” in which a group of modern bros try to live as 10th Century Danes.

Presumably all but one will die of gladiating...

Don’t be dissing the PBS ones. 1900 House was awesome! Watching that mom spend 2 hours doing all that work just to take a hot bath. Only to realize later oh shit dinner takes 4 hours to cook and here I was so focused on tired of feeling dirty.

I want to see rich society matrons purchase the accumulated dead skin cells and olive oil after they scrape themselves clean themselves with strigils.

Please please please please please somebody get esteemed classicist Mary Beard to write weekly recaps of this travesty.

The Caligulators

Please tell me that there will be honest to god lions...

They are supposed to be gladiators so it should be 100%.

I’m hoping 2/3 die of smallpox.

Basically “The only way is Essex” mashed up with “Carry on Cleo”

So, 2/3 of the cast will be slaves, yes?

i don’t think you’re ready for the lgbt scene

“How can we get /r/kappa to stop shitting on this game?”
“Waifus.”
“They’re not gonna fall for tha—”
“An Egyptian Waifu. With a big butt.”
“...Dear God, it’s brilliant.”

It worked, too.

Sashay! Shante!

roflmao

The only one of those I’m not sure about is FSB, unless you’re referring to the Russian intelligence bureau, in which case, I got all of them!

There is a manhunt under way to find his whereabouts.

If only Robin Williams could have read this out loud.