Those poor Mortys

Clearly you know nothing, because not only is requisitioning self-sealing stem bolts fun, its not just one form, its three! And they have to be done in triplicate! So its 9x as much joy as you are making it out to be.

Too bad you can’t use them to decorate your ships...

SOCCER KNOWS WHAT IT DID!

I don’t need no instructions to know how to rock!

Dating life as a dad with full physical custody of three daughters sure is interesting. The middle child thinks it is her mission to test and weird people out.

World War I was set off by a bunch of morons who completely botched multiple assassination attempts, and then got unbelieveably lucky and were handed one more unimaginable chance, which finally worked.

...and that he had also wanted to kill“blacks, Arabs, Jews and homosexuals.”

CATEGORY IS MASKS ON THE RUNWAY

One translator accidentally was given two words from the joke and was hospitalized for a month.

Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

“Two peanuts were walking down the strasse, Undt vun vas assulted.....

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

I was really hoping it wouldn’t be another Destiny/Warframe wannabe. Screw multiplayer co-op stuff. I want single player RPG’s. I want some Bioware in my Bioware games!

Legitimate theft, or beginning of ARG?

I can confidently say as a Goalkeeper, that not even Gigi could have saved those shots from 3 feet away, and the Khedira deflection...the first one he should have stopped. It illustrates the problem with Juve’s formation with nobody playing the Casemiro role, Khedira and Pjanic in the middle, mostly mid and…

LT. DAN YOU GOT NEW LEGS!!

Actually, upon entering Japan you are assigned your government-issued mascot ears. You get fined if you’re ever caught not maintaining a minimum level of “kawaii”