Maybe if you have tiny, Donald Trump hands.

I’m not sure if “chainsmoking in the editing bay” and “hitting on pregnant reporters” are really essential onboard functions. Even if they are, I’m not clear on how gameplay would work for either of those.

*surreptitiously sets P38 down on wardroom table*

That still doesn’t make any sense.

And why do you think that would cause France to ban the game?

No, the Germans were pretty fucking awful in the first war as well. Yes, it might have been started by Serbia as a way of drawing Russia into war with Austria-Hungary, but the Germans entered the war enthusiastically, invaded Belgium without provocation, committed some of the worst atrocities of the war, and initiated…

But why does that mean they should ban it? Aside from Petain (and mostly the things he did in the second war), why should France have a problem with portrayals of the Great War? On the Western Front, the French held the line after the Marne, along with the British; and other than a certain period in 1917, the French…

Why on Earth would you think that?

On the other hand, one of my Inquisitors did enter into a consensual D/s relationship wth Bull, so there’s that.

I think there may be some confusion over who the best party member is.

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

This is only cool if you can eventually bore members of your tribe with the stories of your triumphs back in some heroic golden age.

Great song- but, Brian...are you OK? Like, is everything good right now?

There is one in Cleveland, you know...

You cannot go to hell laughing at Carly Fiorina.

Cosplaying as the guy you always put on point because you secretly hope he steps on an IED.

“Eh...c’est pas mal.”

Dear Lord Baby Jesus...

I got Asiago vecchio.