They speak with a rising intonation, maybe?

Those aren't mozzarella sticks!

This is the appropriate call-back. We have a wiener.

"Hey buddy- this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house."

Depends on how crowded the train is.

Not pictured: salaryman in bad suit reading pornographic manga.

I shouldn't have even bothered to look this up on youtube.

In honor of the first Americans, I always like to include some maize with the meal:

WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH

Yeah, and I totally saw him making out with Rebecca later, even though SHE KNEW YOU LIKED HIM!

Come on, you remember- you were there for that party in 11th grade when her parents' new sectional got trashed, and you drank too much midori and Jayson walked in on you while you were puking in the bathroom.

The only response to this is to wait until they come back downstairs, and then play 'Til Tuesday's 1985 hit "Voices Carry" on the stereo.

I laughed when that one dude ate it.

I don't know- he's making a lot of sense to me.

Heck, I've been hurt worse by accident in a mosh pit.

Oh shit! Maybe he thought Michael Brown was one of the Three Storms!

Yep- and let me tell you, it banged me up a lot worse than the razor burn on Darren Wilson's face.

The airlock! THE AIRLOCK!