Can we also sue Hollywood for the near-constant perpetuation of the “every guy deserves the woman he wants!” theme?

Hats were never allowed at any of my schools K-12.

No, no, no. Your responsibility is to stay home, dress modestly, and not consume alcohol to avoid your own rape. Regarding wants and needs, just worry about your husband’s.

My fiance is a small business owner and worries about how regulations would affect him if he were to hire employees. He’s very very very far from being a millionaire. If he were required to pay parental leave, for example, for an employee who wasn’t working/producing, it would drive him out of business.

New murder defense: my client should not spend years in prison for the 3 seconds of action it took to murder the victim. That’s just math.

Solid argument, bro

Sooooo hideous. And yet, so pricey.

He wasn’t listening to her statement at all, I’m sure. Just waiting to hear the sentence and hoping it would lean in his favor.

Heidi Montag probably would have turned out to be such a cool girl if she never wound up on The Hills.

Because if they’re married it’s ok. because the bible. and god

Because the bible

When virginity is the most valuable aspect of a female human and marriage is her salvation, this will happen. Not shocking at all.

I hear losing weight can take awhile.

I mean. That’s a more appropriate theme song for every Kardashian.

The baby? I thought it was a child.

I think there’s room to accept that the animal was a danger to the child but also be angry that the animal was put into that position in the first place: living in captivity, in a breachable enclosure, confronted by a child who wasn’t supposed to be there, and then killed for no fault of its own.

So, wait, the photo wasn’t taken down? The guy wasn’t arrested and won’t be charged?

Likely: Facebook has employees dedicated to sorting through what must be tens of thousands of abuse reports each day and bans reported content as they get to it. Sometimes this is slower than people would like.

I wonder how they feel about giving teen boys access to condoms?

“If women who served aren’t allowed to be buried there, it’s unfairness to women. Easy-peasy.”