Actually, the other ones are usually BA.

Hey let’s trade screennames. You clearly deserve mine.

I love the implication of “you know his K/BB ratio is so high because people are all over his nuts”.

A Kershaw truther. Just perfect

I call this piece, “Intercourse with a Kardashian”

Petriello makes a point in his tweet that I planned to make in that pitchers are penalized for catchers setting up inside/outside but reaching back into the zone to make a catch that would be a strike.

Shit why stop there? Save the gas money and grind them up for fertilizer.

The Padres are responsible for driving away business from the Padres not the homeless.

To be fair, the Padres have a solid history of supporting the homeless. Heck, their entire current roster is full of bums.

He means all the old timers that can’t hack in the big leagues go there for a well paid victory lap, but you knew that already. The best team in MLS would get relegated instantly from any top league in Europe.

Referencing Kaka’s current team, Dunga also added, “It’s a Mickey Mouse organization.”

Reason #4,191,018 to not be president: you’ve got to to get you itinerary approved by every message board poster and Gawker commenter before setting your Out Of Office.

LOL. The President- no matter what your political affiliation- should never have to worry about your commute when flying into “your” town. “Hey Michelle, tell Biden I switched our AF1 flight time to a red eye, so I don’t delay TahoeSTi from getting home this evening.”

So, he still has to take responsibility for his action.

If you’re assigned to motorcade duty, I think it is your job to know Obama’s travel schedule, and keep the road clear. And if you tackle someone off their bike, you’d better follow procedure and give a citation, or you’re opening yourself up to a lot after the fact.

No helmet or any kind of protective gear. An unwillingness to respond to requests or commands. A complete indifference to the situation around him. And it looks like he’s wearing open toed shoes on a fucking bicycle in the middle of a street!

When Ben and Jerry’s releases a new line of revamped classic ice cream…

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

And in just 2.5 seconds, Lt. Kevin "Moose" Santagata singlehandedly proved to his fellow officers that regular physical training, balanced dietary habits, and accurate use of firearms were all overrated.

Why would you think a guy who dresses like that was anything but a dick?