Ol’ Petey has a point regarding washed up major leaguers tearing shit up in the Japanese League. Tuffy Rhodes only managed 8 dingers during his best season in the big show and then proceeded to mash upwards of friftree frivererr homurans in Japan. On the other hand, Ichiro tore shit up in his own right over here,…

I'm guessing he's also a diehard fan of the Steph Curries.

Good article making some very good points which I've always wondered about. I never watched soccer and only played when coaches made us for conditioning(hoops)but I got into it after attending a Club America-LA Galaxy game with co-workers several years back and when I watch it the enforcement/interpretation of the…

“Is he clean? Is he brown?”

'Here’s another idea—order a salad as a meal.'

This poor guy and the Stanford swimmer/dumpster diver should get their own reality show. Call it “The A-Team” as an ode to their scholastic achievements.

Bizzle, I suppose, but it was already taken for ball. And as any self respecting DPGC knows, to double up on bizzle would be preposterizzle.

Grizzle?

Fa shizzle my nizzle? You throw the bizzle like a brizzle.

“They can simply afford things—group dinners, group trips, concert tickets—that I can’t. Any advice on how to broach this subject with them..” Can't make it. Trying to save some dough, yo.

That right there! I didn't catch any highlights of anything last night(didn't even know Trayce Thompson hit a walkoff for my beloved Dodgers until this morning)but that's what stuck out most to me. Manny's limping bad as hell and could've easily been brought down from behind by the catcher or intercepted before…

That tortoise’s face says it all. “Wtf is this chick doing? I can’t swim! Please halp!”

Paid shill’s get slapped around here. And around everywhere, apparently.

Kazakhstan can’t talk shit about us. They spawned Borat.

That was my first thought. His head, especially, looks normal sized again.

Flax seed. Yeaaahhhhhhh... flax...seed.

Same here. But all this bloody beet burger nonsense has me craving a bacon double cheese burger, extra bloody.

Her thighs are gonna be 30 inches in no time if her parents keep this shit up. Zyla may very well equal "Thunder" in some far off region of the Everglades for all I know(I know little).

That’s because everybody who’s hit behind him this year has stunk. Mariachi Loco knows how to party

HA! Got ‘em!