It’s depressing to watch, especially since Howard and Carlos Ruiz are all that remain of the 2008 champs. There are only so many times you can watch him swing and miss on a low-and-away slider for strike three without thinking, “That’ll do, Ryan, that’ll do.”

It should be noted that in May, he also set the Phillies record for lowest batting average in a calendar month (.101) for having as many ABs as he did (7-for-69), and the Phils have been around for some time

It’s not really that hard to understand. Am Mexican and I know more ne a few people in my community that would have been more then “accepting”. It’s this whole “macho” thing where the boy was praised for being such a stud for getting himself an older woman.

You’re asking the wrong questions, Tex. Why not just drink his own piss like that true survivalist(cough)I see on cable TV? Bear’s his name. Well, not his real name, but still.

well you can’t just leave a comment like this and not explain....

Why use the fire to heat the stones, then the stones to heat the water? Why not just use the fire to heat the water?

Ingenious? Doing things that were discovered thousands of years ago?

I totally get this. Just this weekend, I had a wall outlet go out, so I whipped out the ol’ extension cord, plugged the PS4 into that, and it was like nothing ever happened! Oh, and there was that one time when I was really hot when I was cutting the grass, so I opened the freezer and stuck my head right in there!…

Ugggh I forgot I’m still in the grays! I just wanted to leave this here:

That can be hard to do when the person you’re trying to “call in” is resentful that the information is coming from someone who is not a white male. So it’s not on me, a Black woman who will be at best condescended to or ignored, or at worst called racial slurs and violently threatened. It’s on some white guy who can…

Shut up.

That's fucking gross. Who drinks Fireball?

Could be code for “Heil Hitler” or as he does it “Hale Hitler".

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

It’s weird seeing him look normal.

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Coinidentally, I heard that Magic Johnson owns a miniature schnauzer named Juicer.

such a trollin-ass headline...

I bet he knows some ways to make that dog a little bigger.

Willie Mays looks fuckin’ GREAT!