“Nobody’s saying Urias is guaranteed to be the next Valenzuela”

The worst thing about this is the picture. You don’t put the tomato on the bottom, because that guarantees the bottom bun will turn soggy. You put lettuce there to soak up at least some of the tomato juice and grease, keeping the structural integrity of the burger intact. The mustard and ketchup on the bottom is just…

Because his job is to play baseball, not recite Shakespeare. 30% of baseball players are from Latin America so if baseball teams don't care, why should you?

I’m sure most of these dudes are pretty fluent conversationally. If I was talking to some reporter scumbag, I’d damn sure have an interpreter so I don’t get misquoted.

Now I kind of want a burger for lunch...

Eww. The one thing I hate about vegetarian/vegan dishes is when they pretend to be meat or animal products. Just be what you are, veggie burger! You do you!

I want leaked footage of a factory beet farm where underpaid workers are punting them into cramped containers. That’s the only way that product is going to taste good for me.

Pictured: a baseball mountain.

I think I’ll stick to my eviscerated cattle flesh. I’d give it a shot if it was put in front of me but it will always be merely a facsimile of the real thing.

Judging by your argument I think that you could probably be born and raised in Japan and still not understand that language fluently.

my dad’s been in north america for 15 years, working his ass off. Guess what, he’s not fluent in english. Not by lack of effort, but because he was busy trying to put food on the table.

This is only half what sums up Yasiel Puig. While LA fans like myself were (rightfully) tearing out their hair — remember he didn’t advance on a sac bunt the other night in the 17-inning game that helped pushed that game two more hours — he then eventually scored from second on a ball that kicked off Votto’s glove but…

“Yeah, but then he got to sit down, maybe grab a little 3rd dinner, and chill for the rest of the game. And he didn’t have to run anymore. Who’s laughing now?”

I watched him a lot at CU and while he was a very good player there I didn’t see him turning into a small forward at the next level. He’s basically playing the Iguodala role, but doing it better than Iggy.

“I’m just floored.” - Rudy T.

The guy that jumps out at me isn’t Waiters and Ibaka but Roberson. He’s been found money over the past 2 games for OKC.

Dang. I bet he never saw that coming.

Soon this league will be virtually unrecognizable. A power forward the size of a single proton? OK, pal, but not on my watch!! Do you think a wing player should be no larger than a down quark so that he can exploit the laws of physics to travel the potato through the objective circle? NEITHER DO I MY FRIEND BECAUSE I…