“Raiders fans are the kind of people who are likely to spend every weekend in Las Vegas anyway.

You can’t feel your legs. You can’t feel your arms. And you can’t really respond. You don’t really know what’s going to happen in the next couple of seconds. You don’t know if you’re going to black out.

I remember when Johnny Knox had his spinal injury. These are not guys that made huge amounts of cash and now they’ll have to deal with those problems the rest of their lives.

From the clip it looked like Drogba wanted in on the PK too.

Yeah, Lackey’s a piece of shit. Doesn’t matter what team he plays for.

He violated one of the unwritten rules by hitting a home run while a member of the San Diego Padres.

Maybe it’s just me, but somehow I get the sense that Trump fans aren’t going to recognize this as art/protest and simply will go “HURR DURR! LOOKIT THEM NAKED BROADS!!!”

Obligatory "Down goes Frazier!"

Have a pet. Or don’t. I don’t care, just don’t let it shit in my yard. - An Adequate Man

Oh thank god the Intentionally Obtuse False Equivalency Guy is here to educate us all!

Trump killed the USFL.

If Schilling doesn’t believe in evolution then how does he explain a frog being turned into Donald Trump?

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That is a top notch meme. But would you consider it a Trump meme or a Hillary meme?

Judging by his offspring count, I’m sure he’s got broads in Atlanta.

Yeah, he’ll play well with the “Black Hole”

Careful, don’t make him come out to New York to crack some skulls in the Gawker stable, you liberal morans!

Apple, tree, etc.

Cook will be traveling to away games with his son, thereby depriving his village of their idiot while he is on the road.

His form is to basketball as his music is to music.